"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
11/19/2015 at 12:14 • Filed to: cosmo, taco truck
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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
11/19/2015 at 12:14 • Filed to: cosmo, taco truck | 1
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First, a car as a safety image. How about a delicious taco truck because it’s lunch time here on the east coast:
Now for the NSFW Language and brain droppings I had this morning. Someone on the radio was talking about “Cosmo sex tips,” and my brain recalled or invented what you’re about to read.
How about another taco truck just in case...
Ladies, or gentlemen if you’re so inclined, the next time you’re going down on your man, be playful. Grab the shaft and sing into the head of his manhood like a microphone. He’ll think it’s fun and you get to show off your singing talent! Try a standard like Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On,” for a romantic evening, or maybe AC/DC’s “Dirty Deeds” for a more rocking kind of night.
I’m sorry. If I didn’t get that out it would have festered.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/19/2015 at 12:17 |
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Well, usually Cosmo is recommending Kama Sutra-on-crack things that risk horrific injury. That’s just unspeakably moronic.
CalzoneGolem
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/19/2015 at 12:19 |
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My wife used to subscribe to cosmo and they have some truly horrific tips. Not just for sex either. All of their relationship advice must have been written by someone that has never been or met a human being.
Party-vi
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/19/2015 at 12:19 |
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Dear wife,
Please don’t sing AC/DC into my penis.
Yours truly, Party-vi
Sam
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:25 |
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As I’ve heard. I think one of the major mainstays is to always try butt stuff all the time. I’ve also heard some that were along the lines of “men like genital pain, even if they tell you they don’t”.
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Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:29 |
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Cracked did articles about that
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CalzoneGolem
> Sam
11/19/2015 at 12:31 |
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Stick your finger up his bum when he least expects it and drip hot wax on to his glans at every opportunity.
$kaycog
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/19/2015 at 12:31 |
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Just sayin’.
deekster_caddy
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 12:55 |
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Unless you can scream “Fiyaaahhh” like Artie Lange.
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Party-vi
> deekster_caddy
11/19/2015 at 12:56 |
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Especially not then.
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Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 13:39 |
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I laughed hard enough at that, that I started coughing. Thank you. I don’t know why it struck me as so funny, but I imagined a post-it on a bathroom mirror with that note written in pencil. Like it’s something that has to be brought up from time to time.